Smoking in the Hotel Room: How To

Hotel Room Smoking

How To Smoke Inside Of Your Hotel Room

When vacation time hits, you definitely want to take advantage of that time. What better way to enjoy your vacation than smoking some greens? Just a little something to help fully relax you, and help you float away from the island of worries that is the real world. We totally get it. However, we don’t all live in Colorado and don’t have the opportunity to book a stay at 420 friendly hotel. Don’t you worry though. This is exactly why we are here today. To explain to you the ins and outs of making the most of your stay.  If you are looking for some helpful tips, then look no further. You, my friend, are in the right place. 

Is It Safe To Smoke Inside?

So to start off you are definitely going to want to get a smoking room. To try this in a nonsmoking room is never a good idea. That being said, these tips will also apply to those rooms as well. By reserving a smoking room, you are for sure being a lot safer though. One thing to think about when thinking about safety is staying away from anything that could be easily flammable, like the curtains. This will help reduce your risk of getting into trouble, by a lot. Speaking of the curtains, you will want to ensure that they are closed for your safety. You don’t want some nosey Karen to walk by the window of your room while you have a bowl of green up to your face, would you? We didn’t think so. When you are on vacation, and you know that you have made the decision to smoke that night. We ask that you reconsider if you are in a state where it is illegal. It is always best to follow the laws around you. If you are continuing to go through with that plan, however, know that there are some best methods for you to keep in mind. These tips will help keep you safe, where otherwise you could leave yourself vulnerable to being exposed! 

Best Methods

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There are definitely efficient ways to go about making this happen. Right off the bat, we can say that blunts and joints are off the table. To each their own, but those are a one-way ticket to the local police precinct. Another method that might be off the table is smoking out of a massive bong. Big bongs give off a lot of smoke, and as much of a veteran as you may be, even you sometimes end up coughing after a rip that was just a little too big. So what do you say we just play it safe, and stick to our suggestions below. These are going to keep you out of trouble, and minimize the smell that you are giving off! Which is obviously the biggest giveaway. 

Smoke Outside

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Our first suggestion is going to be to take the party outside. Preferably in a corner of the parking lot, or inside your car even. This way you could bring those joints and blunts, and get insanely high, without bringing a horrible smell back into the room. So you will be nice and safe. Smoking outside also ensures that the smell will drift away. People will definitely smell it even though you are outside, so you will still want to exercise some caution. Remember, it’s all about location location location. But what if it’s raining? Or you just don’t want to go outside. We get it. Don’t worry, we still have a couple of other suggestions for you. One is to make friends with a smoke buddy. We don’t meet another stoner, we mean THE smoke buddy. 

Smoke Buddy

smoke buddy

The smoke buddy is one of the single greatest inventions to enter the stoner world. What this little handheld device does, is magically get rid of your smoke! In an instant! If you have a new smoke buddy, it will be able to eat up all of the smoke from an entire bong rip. There may be a little bit of smoke that escapes, causing a small amount of smell to linger, but it is nothing compared to what it could have been without the smoke buddy. How it does this is by using carbon! The carbon within the smoke buddy attaches to the smoke you blow into it, making it so you can’t even see any smoke come out the other end. It really is a marvel to watch, and something you should consider buying even if you aren’t going to a hotel anytime soon. The smoke buddy also comes with a little plastic friend to accompany you during your sesh. In fact there is something very special about this little buddy that is included. Something that most people don’t even know about. They get too distracted by his stretchy arms and legs. His head lights up! It has a small yellow light on the very top of his head! All you need to do to activate is press in his little face. It feels weird, but it’s worth it. He won’t help you not get caught while smoking in a hotel room, but he can light up the darkness! One other way of keeping things discreet while in the hotel room is to simply bring a vape pen.

Vape Pen

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Vape pens are absolutely amazing. Most people don’t know what it is and jump to assume it is nicotine, so if you are in a smoking room, vape away! There is no way someone would complain about the smell of a vape pen. Vape pens are even more concentrated in thc content anyway, so blaze away and enjoy your night with some free cable. Maybe even hit it before that continental breakfast. Only if you are a fan of a good time that is. 

Things To Think About

Above all else we recommend you stay within the boundaries of the local laws while you are making decisions like these, but we do hope you found the information in this article helpful. If you did, feel free to reach out and let us know, or just leave a comment below. Thanks for making it this far, and we hope you find your piece!

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